Greg Baugues and Rachel Lazelle Got Married

Jasmine is my cat.

Rachel has two cats.

“If you have one cat, you’re just a guy who has a cat. If you have two cats, well, they’re friends so they can keep each other company. When you have three cats, you start to be that guy that has all those cats….” (sourced from the entertaining and educational Engineer’s Guide to Cats)

Our landlord capped our lease at two cats. Also, we have concerns about the “territory marking” that may occur if we mix the three cats together. Just takes one stray stream of cat urine to put a damper on the matrimonial enjoyment of a brand new mattress.

And so… Jasmine needs a new home. She’s not one of those emotionally needy cats. She’ll look for some lovin’ when you get home from work — just enough to make you fell missed — but she won’t incessantly wave her tail in your face while you are watching Lost. She’ll curl up at the end of your bed at night, but she won’t wake you up at 4am crawling under your covers. Her favorite foods are BBQ chips and butter (preferably Plugra, but Land o’ Lakes will suffice in a pinch).

Basically, she’s the perfect cat. If you or anyone you know might be interested in giving this princess a new palace in which to roam, please let me know.